Musharraf, Manmohan, Aishwarya Rai and Sonia are traveling on a train. The
train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a
kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel..
The women and Manmohan are sitting there looking perplexed. Musharraf is
bent over holding his face, which is RED from an apparent slap. All of them
remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.
Sonia's thoughts:
These Pakistanis are all crazy after Aishwarya. Musharraf must have tried to
kiss her in the tunnel.
Very proper that she slapped him!
Aishwarya's thoughts:
Musharraf must have tried to kiss me but kissed Sonia instead and got
slapped.
Musharraf is thinking:
Damn it ! Manmohan must have tried to kiss Aishwarya. She might have thought
it was me and slapped me.
Manmohan's thought:
If this train goes through another tunnel I will make another kissing sound
and slap Musharraf again....... ...!!
