Murphy's Laws Of IT

# When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.
# When you get to the point where your really understand your computer, then it's probably obsolete.
# The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it.
# When the going gets tough, upgrade.
# For every action there is an equal and opposite malfunction
# To err is human... to really screw things up royally requires a computer.
# He who laughs last probably made a back-up.
# A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.
# The No. 1 cause of computer problems is computer solutions.
# A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want it to do.