Banta had recently purchased a new computer with Microsoft Windows as the O/S and was unhappy with the same and writes a letter to Bill Gates, regarding the same.
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. There is a button 'Start' but there is no 'Stop' button. We request you to check this.
2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.
3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot to trace the key with this find button, but we were unable to trace. Please rectify the problem.
4. My child has learnt 'Microsoft Word' and now he wants to learn 'Microsoft Sentence', so when will you provide that?
5. I bought Computer, CPU, Mouse, Keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer'. When will you be providing the remaining items?
6. It is surprising that Windows say 'My Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that?
7. There is 'Microsoft Office' what about 'Microsoft Home" since I use the PC as home only.
8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents?
9. You provided 'My Network Places'. For God sake please, do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.
Last one to Mr. Bill Gates: Sir, How is it that your name is Gates but you are selling Windows?
Regards,
Banta.
